Holy Cannibal
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$30.00
$30.00
per item
Feast your eyes on this divine design, a satirical sermon on redemption and questionable culinary choices. Behold, Jeffrey Dahmer, infamous connoisseur of human flesh, finds his final course: a heaping helping of heavenly salvation. Did he repent in the nick of time? Did he bring a casserole to potluck with the Lord? We may never know.
This tee serves up a darkly humorous exploration of morality, mortality, and the macabre. It's a conversation starter, a head-turner, and a guaranteed way to spice up your wardrobe with a dash of morbid curiosity.
Wear this if:
* You like your humor with a side of existential dread.
* You've always wondered what Dahmer's favorite Bible verse was. (Probably not "love thy neighbor"...)
* You appreciate the finer points of irony and theological satire.
* You're just here for the cannibalistic culinary commentary.
Warning:
May induce uncomfortable dinner table conversations, existential crises, and sudden cravings for questionable meat dishes. Wear at your own risk.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Social Deep and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at United States of America or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
This tee serves up a darkly humorous exploration of morality, mortality, and the macabre. It's a conversation starter, a head-turner, and a guaranteed way to spice up your wardrobe with a dash of morbid curiosity.
Wear this if:
* You like your humor with a side of existential dread.
* You've always wondered what Dahmer's favorite Bible verse was. (Probably not "love thy neighbor"...)
* You appreciate the finer points of irony and theological satire.
* You're just here for the cannibalistic culinary commentary.
Warning:
May induce uncomfortable dinner table conversations, existential crises, and sudden cravings for questionable meat dishes. Wear at your own risk.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Social Deep and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at [email protected]. You can also write to us at United States of America or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.